MME Opinions Page: January 2013

A selection of our favourite musical opinions this month.

This is what David Bowie looks like
Image: 'David Bowie' http://www.flickr.com/photos/70945486@N00/252869934

1. Your message is ludicrous and unfound #Unfound

"Seriously. Fuck the bands that now have this ridiculous political/ personal/ moral stance on everything......You two were once an alcohol drinking/ drug taking/ meat eating piece of shit like the rest of us. Don't pretend you are something new......when you're really just doing the "hipster" thing that's fun and trendy. Go ahead and do one. That includes you @Architectsuk You may......make fun music but your message is ludicrous and unfound. didn't realise you had a degree in politics/ economics/ scientific Bsc...Just fuck off and make your music. Wanks." - Music "fan" and member of Stone Roses Iain Brown @IainBrownScot

2. David Bowie releases "Where Are We Now?"

"It's definitely the best thing I've ever heard, Samantha and I rushed out to Woolworths to buy a copy" - Prime Minister David Cameron 

"It's not really relevant to the people of Britain today, I've been listening more to the dubbed step" - Labour leader Ed Miliband

"Seriously. Fuck the bands that now have this ridiculous political/ personal/ moral stance on everything......You two were once an alcohol drinking/ drug taking/ meat eating piece of shit like the rest of us. Don't pretend you are something new......when you're really just doing the "hipster" thing that's fun and trendy. Go ahead and do one. That includes you DAVID BOWIE You may......make fun music but your message is ludicrous and unfound. didn't realise you had a degree in politics/ economics/ scientific Bsc...Just fuck off and make your music. Wanks." - Music "fan" and member of Stone Roses Iain Brown @IainBrownScot

3. Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey make up by viewing Minaj's sex tape

"It's good to have Mariah onside in my battle against my arch-nemesis and twin sister Lady Gaga" - Nicki Minaj

"Brings a whole new meaning to the song "Pound The Alarm", if you know what I mean!" - Mock The Week regular Andy Parsons

"Seriously. Fuck the bands that now have this ridiculous political/ personal/ moral stance on everything......You two were once an alcohol drinking/ drug taking/ meat eating piece of shit like the rest of us. Don't pretend you are something new......when you're really just doing the "hipster" thing that's fun and trendy. Go ahead and do one. That includes you NICKI MINAJ You may......make fun music but your message is ludicrous and unfound. didn't realise you had a degree in politics/ economics/ scientific Bsc...Just fuck off and make your SEX TAPES. Wanks." - Music "fan" and member of Stone Roses Iain Brown @IainBrownScot